Ever seen a fine chick walkin down the street and

[Kristin Cavallari]

shes comin towards u and ur walkin towards her and shes got shades propped in her hair talkin on a cell fone to her rich white snob frat daddy boyfriend and shes wearin a short skirt w/ flip flops and a nice tan body and u try not to look her in da eye because shell think ur creepy but when she gets close enough u cant resist tha urge nemore and u grab her and pull her close by ur chest and stare deeply in her eyes with passion and vigor until she turns to stone and u add her to ur statue collection.

[Kristin Cavallari]

[jimather]

yeah that happens all the time mate, i don't know where im going to put all these statues i'm building up.

[BDrake]

um ok just browsing